2008 Woodie Awards
Top Five
Top Five Individuals Who Should Be 'Shuffled In' to President Bush's Cabinet
Issue date: 4/27/06 Section: Opinions
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5) Oprah, "Press Secretary": She can anticipate the questions, smile while she dodges them and reprimand the reporters for being nasty in the first place. Who are they anyway? James Frey?
4) Machiavelli, "Politics Director": more effective than Rove, but less evil.
3) Snoopy, "Defense Secretary": The famous WWI flying ace has never lost a battle, and he actually cares about his fellow soldiers.
2) Jon Stewart, "Vice President": Three reasons: a) token liberal; b) will help Bush with grammar; c) won't shoot anyone in the face - see reason "a."
1) Martin Sheen, "President-at-Large": After all the television experience, he should provide some fresh perspective-or at least raise the administration's ratings.
4) Machiavelli, "Politics Director": more effective than Rove, but less evil.
3) Snoopy, "Defense Secretary": The famous WWI flying ace has never lost a battle, and he actually cares about his fellow soldiers.
2) Jon Stewart, "Vice President": Three reasons: a) token liberal; b) will help Bush with grammar; c) won't shoot anyone in the face - see reason "a."
1) Martin Sheen, "President-at-Large": After all the television experience, he should provide some fresh perspective-or at least raise the administration's ratings.
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