2008 Woodie Awards
Top Five Ways to Incite Anger During Class Discussion
Issue date: 10/2/08 Section: Opinions
Top Five Ways to Incite Anger During Class Discussion
5. Talk about your feelings.
4. Relate a personal anecdote about your childhood, preferably with no connection to the topic at hand, e.g., "I'm from Wisconsin, and I know a lot about cheese, so I totally get why Anna Karenina jumps under a train. Like, you know what I mean?"
3. Unwrap a head of lettuce and prepare, hand-toss, and dress a salad. Chew loudly.
2. Pretend to take notes on your laptop while secretly updating your Facebook profile.
1. Bring your professor a loaf of bread you baked yourself along with a note relating how much she totally changed your life right around finals time.
5. Talk about your feelings.
4. Relate a personal anecdote about your childhood, preferably with no connection to the topic at hand, e.g., "I'm from Wisconsin, and I know a lot about cheese, so I totally get why Anna Karenina jumps under a train. Like, you know what I mean?"
3. Unwrap a head of lettuce and prepare, hand-toss, and dress a salad. Chew loudly.
2. Pretend to take notes on your laptop while secretly updating your Facebook profile.
1. Bring your professor a loaf of bread you baked yourself along with a note relating how much she totally changed your life right around finals time.
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