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"I Will Follow Him": Obama As My Personal Jesus

Abstract:
Obama is my homeboy. And I'm not saying that because he's black - I'm saying that in reference to those Urban Outfitters t-shirts from a couple years ago that said, "Jesus is my homeboy." Yes, I just said it. Obama is my Jesus.

While you may be overtly religious and find this to be idol-worshipping, or may be overtly politically correct and just know that everything in that sentence could be found offensive, I'm afraid it's true anyway....

Peggy March

posted 9/22/08 @ 1:44 PM EST

As the very fortunate performer who had a monster hit with I WILL FOLLOW HIM I can only hope FOR ALL OF US that BARACK OBAMA HAS THE SAME SUCCESS.

Damocles

posted 10/05/08 @ 2:31 PM EST

Originally posted by

Peggy March

As the very fortunate performer who had a monster hit with I WILL FOLLOW HIM I can only hope FOR ALL OF US that BARACK OBAMA HAS THE SAME SUCCESS.


You are a very sick, sick, woman. If Obama is elected, i'll do all I can for the next four years to fight against his anti-Americanism and brown-shirts that he will be mobilizing. The hate generated against Bush will be nothing as the deep feelings that will be generated by the actions of Obama/Jesus/President.

Liberals R. Nazis

posted 10/13/08 @ 8:56 PM EST

Originally posted by

Peggy March

As the very fortunate performer who had a monster hit with I WILL FOLLOW HIM I can only hope FOR ALL OF US that BARACK OBAMA HAS THE SAME SUCCESS.


I'm with you, Damocles.

These new Nazis don't know what they're in for.

I sewar to God I will give them what I've had to listen to for seven years, back in their faces a thousandfold.

paul

posted 10/14/08 @ 10:59 PM EST

Originally posted by

Peggy March

As the very fortunate performer who had a monster hit with I WILL FOLLOW HIM I can only hope FOR ALL OF US that BARACK OBAMA HAS THE SAME SUCCESS.


You, and the author, are ignorant twits. I hope you come to know the true and only God. You can use the name of Jesus for such blasphemy and still be OK, IF you repent and serve Him. Turn from your false gods and serve Jesus the Christ!

NObama Man

posted 10/16/08 @ 11:58 PM EST

Originally posted by

Peggy March

As the very fortunate performer who had a monster hit with I WILL FOLLOW HIM I can only hope FOR ALL OF US that BARACK OBAMA HAS THE SAME SUCCESS.
You have one hit and you think your opinion matters. It doesn't because you are obviously drunk on your own ego and you are out of touch with mainstream America. Obama is nothing but a know nothing do nothing accomplish nothing airhead who lies more than Billary, flip flops more than Kerry and runs around with terrorists, socialist and racists. So take your worthless opinion along with this idot college professor whose opinion is even less and be ready to cry when your so called "messiah" loses.

Roger Harris

posted 10/18/08 @ 3:11 PM EST

Smith College needs a new student screening process. Next thing, we will read how Santa Clause and the easter Bunny will be speakers at orientation. Sheesh.

His Grace Saves Ministry

posted 11/03/08 @ 7:35 PM EST

Originally posted by

Peggy March

As the very fortunate performer who had a monster hit with I WILL FOLLOW HIM I can only hope FOR ALL OF US that BARACK OBAMA HAS THE SAME SUCCESS.


Amen Paul!!

Trust in Jesus and Jesus alone. If God created the whole universe in 6 days with His Words. How much more can He take away with His Words. What can man do? What can Obama do about it? Nothing! Isn't it smarter than to be on Jesus's side and worship Him alone than a man call Obama? Jesus died for you and the world and is the Only way to eternal life (Heaven). Will Obama go through the same death for the world as Jesus did?

Repent of this idol and peagan worshipping while there is time. God will forgive but once the wrath of God come, watch out. Once you die...that's it. hell is real!

www.hisgracesavesministry.org

Rachel

posted 11/05/08 @ 9:08 AM EST

Originally posted by

Peggy March

As the very fortunate performer who had a monster hit with I WILL FOLLOW HIM I can only hope FOR ALL OF US that BARACK OBAMA HAS THE SAME SUCCESS.



Now that Obama is president, biblically we are now closer to the end times than ever before. he is just one of the many antichrists that will be popping up. The wolf in sheep's clothing has just entered the White House.

P. Ingemi

posted 10/01/08 @ 9:58 AM EST

I am very much hoping that this piece is satire.

The sad thing is if it isn't I wouldn't be surprised.

Obamas A .Nazi

posted 10/13/08 @ 8:44 PM EST

Originally posted by

P. Ingemi

I am very much hoping that this piece is satire.

The sad thing is if it isn't I wouldn't be surprised.


Dude, liberals don't have a sense of humor and they certainly don't understand the concept of satire, just as they don't understand irony.

This is absolutely what these fanatics have done. Spitting on Jews and Christians every chance they get, these hypocrites have created a cult, and Obama is their Jim Jones, their Hitler.

CS

posted 10/01/08 @ 10:10 AM EST

Wait, this is satire, right?

TRO

posted 10/01/08 @ 10:17 AM EST

It's very telling that people have to ask if this is satire, don't you think?

John

posted 10/01/08 @ 10:30 AM EST

This is satire, right? Sadly I can't tell

Janet

posted 10/01/08 @ 10:46 AM EST

Um...whoa. I hope this is a parody. If it is, brilliant. If it isn't, I just don't know what to say except that your conception of the appropriate place of government and politicians in our lives appears to have reverted 2000+ years. You can agree with his policy prescriptions, as I do, but the confluence of political and emotional power that you brainlessly seek to hand over to Obama borders on religious fanatacism.

David

posted 10/01/08 @ 10:55 AM EST

Didnt people say the same thing about Charles Manson?

Cindy

posted 10/01/08 @ 11:56 AM EST

Originally posted by

David

Didnt people say the same thing about Charles Manson?


And Hitler.

HANNAH

posted 10/04/08 @ 12:08 AM EST

Originally posted by

David

Didnt people say the same thing about Charles Manson?



FOR REAL MAN !!! LOL AND PEOPLE SAID THAT GEORGE BUSH WAS THE ANTI CHRIST....LOL YEA NOT REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRATE JUST KKNOW WHO IS RIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY!!!!

exDemocrat

posted 10/17/08 @ 10:52 AM EST

Originally posted by

David

Didnt people say the same thing about Charles Manson?


I think that was Hitler.

Scott

posted 10/01/08 @ 11:32 AM EST

I'm really hoping this is satire, but with people seriously declaring that Obama will heal our souls, magazines showing Obama with a saintly halo around him, and little children singing paeans to him straight out of a Hitler Youth rally, I just can't be sure.

Sara Aboulafia

posted 10/03/08 @ 10:26 PM EST

Originally posted by

Scott

I'm really hoping this is satire, but with people seriously declaring that Obama will heal our souls, magazines showing Obama with a saintly halo around him, and little children singing paeans to him straight out of a Hitler Youth rally, I just can't be sure.


I was there with you until the Hitler Youth Rally thing...that's unbelievably unnecessary. Singing "paens" to Obama is a funny and ridiculous idea (The Daily Show has done great spoofs on Obama-worship), but to compare Obama to Hitler or to Nazism is an unbelievably disgusting, unmerited comment.

JohnQ

posted 10/04/08 @ 8:17 AM EST

Originally posted by

Scott

I'm really hoping this is satire, but with people seriously declaring that Obama will heal our souls, magazines showing Obama with a saintly halo around him, and little children singing paeans to him straight out of a Hitler Youth rally, I just can't be sure.


Do a search on YouTube for "Obama Youth" and watch a few of these videos. You will be shocked that we look no different than a totalitarian country.

B. J.

posted 10/06/08 @ 9:30 PM EST

[QUOTE]I was there with you until the Hitler Youth Rally thing...that's unbelievably unnecessary. Singing "paens" to Obama is a funny and ridiculous idea (The Daily Show has done great spoofs on Obama-worship), but to compare Obama to Hitler or to Nazism is an unbelievably disgusting, unmerited comment.[/QUOTE]

First of all, the left has had absolutely no problem with FREQUENTLY comparing George W. Bush to Hitler for the last eight years, so I don't want to hear any whining about it supposedly being done on the other side.

More significantly, though, the comparison isn't directly with Obama, it's with the bizarrely fanatical adoration of him by the overwhelming majority of his supporters. They're the ones that are acting very much like the "Hitler Youth".

The main column is a perfect example of this. A lot of comments allude to a hope that the column is satire. However, there are too many people out there for whom Obama has become some sort of Messianic figure that it is extremely difficult to believe the column is anything but the real thing.

Obama poses a substantial danger to this country. The U.S. is already perilously close to the abyss of socialism; Obama would push it over the edge. Jimmy Carter was one of the worst Presidents we've ever had (far worse than Bush - and the economic numbers are on my side in that argument), but Obama has the potential to make Carter actually look halfway decent - no mean feat. Let's actually use our brains before we vote, people!!!

Andy

posted 10/11/08 @ 2:10 PM EST

Originally posted by

Scott

I'm really hoping this is satire, but with people seriously declaring that Obama will heal our souls, magazines showing Obama with a saintly halo around him, and little children singing paeans to him straight out of a Hitler Youth rally, I just can't be sure.


Well...Obama is definitely a Socialist...and on a side note...I find it amusing that people think that Nazism and Communism were so different. They're both socialist governments. We only started believing that Commies and Nazi's were difference because...oh, that's right, STALIN said they were different.

However, I don't see Obama pulling off a massacre of those who he can scapegoat.

Laddy

posted 10/14/08 @ 3:58 PM EST

Originally posted by

Scott

I'm really hoping this is satire, but with people seriously declaring that Obama will heal our souls, magazines showing Obama with a saintly halo around him, and little children singing paeans to him straight out of a Hitler Youth rally, I just can't be sure.


I think it is sadly true. Obama has truthfully not openly stated that Republicans must be done away with. But the blind and total trusting gobs of our nation that ONLY "FOLLOW" him for the wrong reasons, is VERE HITLERISH. America is falling because of our citizens being too open minded and their brains falling out at the feet of the media. Whatever the media channel of your choice says, most fall and worship. To mis quote the infamous mouths of many Germans - "Heil Obama."

John Hardin

posted 10/15/08 @ 7:06 PM EST

Originally posted by

Scott

I was there with you until the Hitler Youth Rally thing...that's unbelievably unnecessary. Singing "paens" to Obama is a funny and ridiculous idea, but to compare Obama to Hitler or to Nazism is an unbelievably disgusting, unmerited comment.

It's not comparing Obama to Hitler, it's comparing a group of young people being indoctrinated in blindly and uncritically supporting a political leader with great emotional fervor to another group of young people who were indoctrinated in blindly and uncritically supporting a political leader with great emotional fervor.

"Singing paens to Obama" _is_ a funny and ridiculous idea - until you realize that _they_ _are_ _serious_ about it. That's when the Hitler Youth comparisons become valid.

Randy Dunning

posted 10/26/08 @ 2:10 AM EST

Originally posted by

Scott

I'm really hoping this is satire, but with people seriously declaring that Obama will heal our souls, magazines showing Obama with a saintly halo around him, and little children singing paeans to him straight out of a Hitler Youth rally, I just can't be sure.


The similarity between Obama's platform and the Fascist program cannot be dismissed as glibly as Sara would like to do. Fascism was a movement of the left, not the right. (What are they teaching you kids in school these days?) Fascists (and Obama) support the following things: Gun Control, Murder of inconvenient people (Jews then unborn now), consolidation of profits to the state, existential personal ethics, utilitarian social ethics, and the triumph of the issues of the day or immanence over transcendence. There is much more but you get the idea. What a pity that our fathers and grandfathers defeated Fascism militarily only to have their kids and grand kids surrender to Fascism politically.

Brian

posted 10/27/08 @ 4:26 PM EST

You know, you're right. Hitler was an extreme racist who systematically went about the elimination of an entire class of citizens in order to give to the world what he called an ideal society built on socialist ideas. Clearly that has no relationship with Obama.

Hitler came into the political arena in the wake of an extremely unpopular government, facing a period where being proud of being German made people think you were some sort of imperialist. Clearly that has no relationship with Obama.

Uniformed youth marching in step...no, clearly there is no similarity to the HJ.

Does this mean I believe Obama will murder millions of people for ethnic cleansing? No, of course not. But it also means I'm neither ignorant of parallels in history nor incapable of seeing a pattern that is as plain as the nose on his face.

mntx

posted 10/01/08 @ 11:46 AM EST

Everyone chant after me-
Obama mani padme hummmmm....

This cult of personality thing is getting pretty sick.

Kevin

posted 10/01/08 @ 11:58 AM EST

We are all born the same. Some grow up to be mature, thinking human beings and others seem to be stuck on stupid.

C. B.

posted 10/03/08 @ 10:42 AM EST

Originally posted by

Kevin

We are all born the same. Some grow up to be mature, thinking human beings and others seem to be stuck on stupid.



And most of these comments appear to be the ones "stuck on stupid," sir. The point of an article like this is to utilize hyperbole to make a point. It is, in fact, so very well written, that people are wondering "is it satire." I doubt very much it is satire, but rather, it is utilizing the conservatives' own attempt to spin Senator Obama as merely an over-hyped celebrity to convey the message that the Senator's popularity is actually because people care about politics and our country.

The fact that someone like this young person can care so much about our country and our political situation as a portion of our can about their religious beliefs is refreshing, and her patriotism should be lauded.

The fact that the reactionary literalists fail to see the message and appreciate the intelligent delivery of the message only to focus on the part that is clearly a literary device to convey said message above only makes this piece all the more refreshing. It also makes me hopeful that this country will "grow up to be mature" and "not be stuck on stupid," like the pundits and citizens who speak out with their crass, tactless, and highly unrefined reactions to quality prose.

Deborah Kluetz

posted 10/06/08 @ 12:50 PM EST

Originally posted by

Kevin

We are all born the same. Some grow up to be mature, thinking human beings and others seem to be stuck on stupid.


You still give no foundation to her ludicrous article. It is an opinion ONLY -- thankfully, hers and few others.

Deborah Kluetz

posted 10/06/08 @ 1:09 PM EST

Originally posted by

Kevin

We are all born the same. Some grow up to be mature, thinking human beings and others seem to be stuck on stupid.



I personally think this "quality prose" make more sense embossed on a roll of Charmin.

AntiScreed

posted 10/06/08 @ 7:13 PM EST

Originally posted by

Kevin

We are all born the same. Some grow up to be mature, thinking human beings and others seem to be stuck on stupid.

OMG!!!!!!! I am so happy you cleared that NUANCED position up for me and boy I thought I was thinking the wrong thing dagnabbit. I must be one of those double Masters degree idiots that can't see the enlightened Obama as my saviour.

kal

posted 10/13/08 @ 9:27 PM EST

Originally posted by

Kevin

I doubt very much it is satire, but rather, it is utilizing the conservatives' own attempt to spin Senator Obama as merely an over-hyped celebrity to convey the message that the Senator's popularity is actually because people care about politics and our country.

The fact that someone like this young person can care so much about our country and our political situation as a portion of our can about their religious beliefs is refreshing, and her patriotism should be lauded.

The fact that the reactionary literalists fail to see the message and appreciate the intelligent delivery of the message only to focus on the part that is clearly a literary device to convey said message above only makes this piece all the more refreshing. It also makes me hopeful that this country will "grow up to be mature" and "not be stuck on stupid," like the pundits and citizens who speak out with their crass, tactless, and highly unrefined reactions to quality prose.



I bet you're the kind of person who rationalizes the idea that a glass of urine is good art, then revels in how sophisticated you think you are for arguing the point.

Your moral decrepitude, and that of the author, makes real Americans wonder how you ever ended up living here.

Dan

posted 10/14/08 @ 10:31 AM EST

Originally posted by

Kevin

We are all born the same. Some grow up to be mature, thinking human beings and others seem to be stuck on stupid.


Brilliant, just brilliant, couldn't have said it better myself!

Jeff

posted 10/14/08 @ 4:41 PM EST

Originally posted by

Kevin

We are all born the same. Some grow up to be mature, thinking human beings and others seem to be stuck on stupid.


I bet C.B. got alot of wedgies as a kid. Head back to the creative writing class dork!

Bryan Blitch

posted 10/18/08 @ 3:00 PM EST

Originally posted by

Kevin

We are all born the same. Some grow up to be mature, thinking human beings and others seem to be stuck on stupid.


I got lost in your text. Do you agree with the idea of Obama being considered some kind of hero or savior/messiah?
Oh, and do try to let your no be no or your yes be yes. In other words, just answer the question plainly and distinctly.

Julia

posted 3/14/09 @ 4:46 PM EST

Originally posted by

Kevin

We are all born the same. Some grow up to be mature, thinking human beings and others seem to be stuck on stupid.


Hey CB, I think you are one of those that are stuck on stupid. Yes, I know you love the liberal media because they make you feel smart while they feed you by hand. Their pets they need to keep pleased right?

Jane

posted 10/01/08 @ 12:03 PM EST

Being a 'Smithie' used to imply a sense of sophistication, erudition and panache. Not mindless indoctrination to a single ideology. As the old Virginia Slims slogan said, "You've come a long way baby..."

Mark W. Scott

posted 10/01/08 @ 12:37 PM EST

This unfortunate article is further proof that undergraduate study is a waste of money.

Smith, once considered a premier institution of 'higher learning' appears to have morphed into another child care institution for young adults without any income earning skills.

Christine

posted 10/01/08 @ 11:39 PM EST

Originally posted by

Mark W. Scott

This unfortunate article is further proof that undergraduate study is a waste of money.

Smith, once considered a premier institution of 'higher learning' appears to have morphed into another child care institution for young adults without any income earning skills.


Without any income earning schools all the while demanding that those of us with income earning skills pay for their college educations! Ridiculous.

I'm afraid this is not satire...a genuine fear of how the younger generation has been led so far astray. Sheep to slaughter. So sad.

DJ

posted 10/01/08 @ 1:19 PM EST

This, along with your ridiculous convocation nudity issues proves Smith is a shadow of its former self. So, so, sad....

S. Clark

posted 10/01/08 @ 1:48 PM EST

In keeping with your "theological theme" I leave you with this warning from C.S. Lewis:

"What Satan put into the heads of our remote ancestors was the idea that they could 'be like gods'--could set up on their own as if they had created themselves – be their own masters – invent some sort of happiness for themselves outside of God, apart from God. An out of that hopeless attempt has come nearly all that we call human history – money, poverty, ambition, war prostitution, classes, empires, slavery – the long terrible story of man trying to find something other that God which will make him happy."

I recommending keeping you Obama and Jesus in their proper prespective. Jesus is God, Barack is just another politician whom we'll be disappointed in the not to distant future.

Joe

posted 10/01/08 @ 3:11 PM EST

Is this a joke?

James

posted 10/01/08 @ 3:21 PM EST

At the risk of repeating what someone else has undoubtedly already responded with...
Those who do not beleive in God will believe in anything.

getrealahora

posted 10/01/08 @ 3:34 PM EST

Great work! Though, maybe it IS because he is black? Wasn't Jesus also black, Maggie?

Debbie

posted 10/17/08 @ 8:33 PM EST

Originally posted by

getrealahora

Great work! Though, maybe it IS because he is black? Wasn't Jesus also black, Maggie?

No, he was of darker skin, but he was not of African decent...get educated dummy.

Robert

posted 10/01/08 @ 4:02 PM EST

Like something you might read about "Dear Leader", in North Korean propaganda! Next thing you know, we'll be hearing all about how Obama was born on a mountaintop, probably at dawn on a beautiful day, his birth serenaded by a heavenly chorus.

Maggie, please . . . very slowly now . . . step away from the keyboard . . . thatta girl!

Unbeliever

Stan

posted 10/02/08 @ 3:10 PM EST

Originally posted by

Robert

....we'll be hearing all about how Obama was born on a mountaintop


No, that was Davy Crockett !

Bob Williams

posted 10/01/08 @ 5:09 PM EST

I laughed at "Jesus Camp." I laughed at Pentacostals waving around snakes and swigging strychnine. I laughed when they babbled incoherently, as if they were communicationg in some "furrin tonge." No longer will I laugh.

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